About Me

By halfjewhalfmisc

An enigma wrapped in a paradox, candidly evasive. A witty nitwit, a complex simpleton.

CEO, a one woman show, I rape large corporations for fun and profit.

My favorite sexual position? CEO.

In business, I win, I win, and I win.

Wildly passionate at heart.

I fall in love with mens’ minds.

Femme Fatale.

Geek whisperer.

Artist, word teaser.

Eccentric doesn’t begin to describe me.

I march to the beat of my own drum.

I am as unconventional as they come.

I’m the sweet kind of girly girl who will cuddle a fuzzy kitten in one hand and place my .357 down your throat in the other hand.

But don’t let that intimidate you.

About Me

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- Rohan Abraham
- October 11th, 2011 3:42am
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Oh boy, a blog of yours…. This is going to be interesting and fun!
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - October 16th, 2011 5:08pm
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  Thank you.
- penissore
- October 12th, 2011 2:44am
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so far me Likey the blog…very multifaceted..that will keep me peeking in here.
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - October 16th, 2011 5:09pm
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- DivorceDad
- October 22nd, 2011 6:07pm
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So I suppose this is too early in our relationship to ask you to marry me.
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - October 22nd, 2011 9:05pm
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  *blush* Best blog compliment thus far. Thank you kindly.
- Tad
- October 28th, 2011 4:03pm
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You’re very interesting and extremely attractive. I also enjoy following your twitter account. And I plan on you meeting me at Del Mar next summer for some horseplay. Ah the web of desire from the web of desire.
- halfjewhalfmisc
- October 29th, 2011 5:37am
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- yakof
- October 29th, 2011 4:14pm
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how much money do i need to have for you to want me? are we talking the 1%, or would the top 20% work? i’ve got the c-title, but i’m still young and working on all them c-notes.
- halfjewhalfmisc
- October 29th, 2011 4:51pm
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Keep working.
- penissore
- November 5th, 2011 11:19pm
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For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.
- halfjewhalfmisc
- November 6th, 2011 1:07am
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Sun Tzu… I’m impressed….
- racerxxxpete
- November 9th, 2011 7:12am
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I am here….its NOPeteHere…..but how do I follow this….?
- Andy
- November 13th, 2011 6:24am
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Cool blog. And that pic is pretty cute haha
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - November 13th, 2011 6:29am
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  Hey thanks!
- Max
- November 21st, 2011 2:22am
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Wow. I think I’ve my first Twitter crush.
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - November 21st, 2011 2:36am
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  Who? Not me lol . .
- kleitia
- November 25th, 2011 1:07pm
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Oh boy, a blog of yours…. This is going to be interesting and fun!

really like your blog ,I mean every reasonable woman must ,thank u for sharing your thoughts here
- G :D
- December 16th, 2011 11:37am
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I wanna dm u so bad on twitter, but I’m scared you won’t find it worthy enough haha . You are so totally my twitter crush. You’re freakin awesome!!!
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - December 16th, 2011 11:53am
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  Thank you! I am so flattered. .. But I do not know who you are.
- Niv
- March 11th, 2012 9:21am
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Lovely, arty and, above all, original blog.
- - halfjewhalfmisc
  - March 11th, 2012 9:25am
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  Thank you.
- Red
- April 11th, 2012 11:24pm
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You’re words fascinate me. You got me hooked on the first page. Will I continue reading, skip the pages or just read the summary?